Devious Journal Entry

50 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
Uhh bathroom :'D

3. What's your middle name?
Marie

4. Your current relationship status?
Siiiingle

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
nOPE

6. What is your current mood?
i dont know im really tired

7. What's the color of your underwear?
i dont know and i dont feel like checking

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
uhhh my friends

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
i vIRTUALLY PULLED xCoyote INTO A HAYSTACK
doeS THAT COUNT

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Change how I wasted 5 years of my life with a heartless fuckhead

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
uHH... Iunno
Owl <3

12. Ever had a near death experience?
I dont think so

13. Something you do a lot?
Whine
Complain
Oh, and I draw

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am - Fall Out Boy

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
I dont remember frejdgvftE

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you
Uhhh... I don't actually know anyone with the same birthday

17. When was the last time you cried?
uh... a couple nights ago i think

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Nop

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Flying
iunno

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Uh... The fact they're the opposite gender? ._.

21. What's your biggest secret?
Iunno
I actually don't know, I don't think I have a big secret
I'm pretty honest with my friends
or at least with xCoyote

22. What's your favorite color?
Yellow-Greeeeeeeeen

23. When was the last time you lied?
Uhm...??? I don't remember I tell a lot of stupid little white lies

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes
Ponies
Ponies forever

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Water

26. What's your favorite smell?
I can't describe it
But to be bluntly honest
I like guy smells :I
The good ones though
Not sweat or feet or those ick smells

27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Unfair, unreasonable, and a pain in the ass with few pay-offs

28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
uhm... Friday. sorta
Christian-Side-Hug

29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nop

30. What are you thinking about right now?
What I'm typing :T

31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping

32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Uh...
The fact that I've been completely fucking ignored when I ask for help, serious or not, but yet obvious attention-whores get full attention for pathetic shit.
Oops it just upset me now because I want to rip out throats

33. Do you like working in the yard?
Lolno

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Iunno
If I said it, it'd be weird???

35. Name 5 things in your closet:
a shirt
junk
a black hole

36. Do you act different around your crush?
Iunno I don't entirely
like anyone like that right about now

37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Erry night

38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
between 6 and 7

39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yeh

40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
oH GOD
I'm an iDIOT

41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
omfg hockey <3

42. Do you lie about your age?
nop
I used to though

43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yeh I'm always idiotically jealous about shit
shit as in
my friend talked to someone else
jealousjealousjealousjealous

44. Do you pick your nose?
no but i ITCH MY NOSE

45. What's the one food you hate?
omfg i hate cabbage

46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
I can live without most food

47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Iunno

48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside at the napkin?
Only after my nose was bleeding to see if it was still bleeding

49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
I dont have a favorite pair
it's whatever is clean

50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Nop
nOW YOU KNOW